Since I don't feel much like working at the moment, I have decided to attempt to solve the mystery of the french toast. In order to maximize my investigative and detecting skills, I have decided attune myself with the ancient philosophy know as WWMD (What Would Matlock Do).My hypotheses so far are as follows:
- Government-created mind control agent meant to keep the population passive by making everyone think that they should be relaxing and enjoying brunch
- Karthik-created mind control agent meant to keep the population passive by making everyone think that they should be relaxing and enjoying brunch
- Meltdown at the nearby french toast factory/nuclear power plant
- Aneurysm affecting the olfactory center of my brain
I love brunch!
1 comment:
Acid! You forgot the acid! =)
And you forgot Fiendetta created mind control by feeding everyone to giant kittykats and hamsters.
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